Named for his maternal grandfather, Alvin was teased a lot as a child, especially at Christmas time. Believing themselves to be oh-so-original, people would give him harmonicas and wait to see the reaction. Alvin was gracious and grew up to be a well-adjusted guy. A devoted husband and father, he works in an antiques shop and enjoys handball. Not surprisingly, he goes by "Al."
I may just have to sew some miniscule buttons on his shirt.
Next up -- at last -- Tom Daley, the bronze medalist in the microscopic Speedo . . . .