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A certain friend and I have been complaining about someone we know who brings "obtuse" to a whole nother level.
How do we explain? He's dense. He's self-focused. He's somewhere else. He's oblivious. He's this, he's that, etc.
And then my dear friend nailed it.
This guy -- this dense and self-righteous fellow of whom we speak -- he's been seen in a very public setting on more than one occasion wearing pink pants. Yup. Pink pants. And he's not a preppie or even a pseudo-prep. He's an ordinary guy, prolly close to 40, straight, well-educated, and not known to be color blind.
He's a Guy In Pink Pants.
I bet you know one too.