GIPP

Reader, you read it here first!

A certain friend and I have been complaining about someone we know who brings "obtuse" to a whole nother level.

How do we explain? He's dense. He's self-focused. He's somewhere else. He's oblivious. He's this, he's that, etc.

And then my dear friend nailed it.

This guy -- this dense and self-righteous fellow of whom we speak -- he's been seen in a very public setting on more than one occasion wearing pink pants. Yup. Pink pants. And he's not a preppie or even a pseudo-prep. He's an ordinary guy, prolly close to 40, straight, well-educated, and not known to be color blind.

He's a Guy In Pink Pants.

I bet you know one too.