A Couple of Plagues
I think I've mentioned previously that I'm not much of a television watcher. I seldom think to turn it on at all. In the evenings, however, when I finish sewing down in my studio, I come upstairs and join Himself in front of the screen and we put on whatever Netflix has sent us recently.
Of late, however, here's been a variation. About every ten or twenty years I have a "baseball year." I never really know when it is going to strike (beg your pardon), but for a season I'll learn the names of the players and follow the Phillies with a fervor. This year I've even learned that there are times I should put on my "rally cap" when things are looking bad.
I've also noticed the commercials seem to be for Levitra, Cialis, and Viagra. It appears that there is a plague of erectile dysfunction in the Philadelphia area. I'm just sayin'.
The other plague is far more personal. It involves Bodacious and his propensity to catch locusts and bring them, still a-buzzin', into the house. As far into the house as he can get. Joe swears the cat was smiling yesterday as he passed through with his prey in his mouth, wings waving furiously.
There are things about the end of summer that I've always appreciated. The Jersey corn, tomatoes and peaches, for example. And the cooler nights. And seeing The Nonspeakers'* dogwood trees beginning to turn color. I'd forgotten about the locusts, however.
*Our very strange neighbors across the street who in ten years have not only not said a word to us but actually look the other way when we see them outside.
Of late, however, here's been a variation. About every ten or twenty years I have a "baseball year." I never really know when it is going to strike (beg your pardon), but for a season I'll learn the names of the players and follow the Phillies with a fervor. This year I've even learned that there are times I should put on my "rally cap" when things are looking bad.
I've also noticed the commercials seem to be for Levitra, Cialis, and Viagra. It appears that there is a plague of erectile dysfunction in the Philadelphia area. I'm just sayin'.
The other plague is far more personal. It involves Bodacious and his propensity to catch locusts and bring them, still a-buzzin', into the house. As far into the house as he can get. Joe swears the cat was smiling yesterday as he passed through with his prey in his mouth, wings waving furiously.
There are things about the end of summer that I've always appreciated. The Jersey corn, tomatoes and peaches, for example. And the cooler nights. And seeing The Nonspeakers'* dogwood trees beginning to turn color. I'd forgotten about the locusts, however.
*Our very strange neighbors across the street who in ten years have not only not said a word to us but actually look the other way when we see them outside.
Comments
Sometimes it's hard livin' in Florida. For real.
Also, if you think the ED drugs are bad, you should see some of the stuff on the lower-budget soccer channels, which have to take all ads to stay in business. I won't say more, but there's some serious, "I'd prefer my 14-yo not SEE this" stuff!
(Also, I find it kind of hilarious that this stuff turns up in the Weekend Warrior channels. And that I can tell by the ads that I'm definitely NOT the target audience for these channels.)
(Captcha: worsess. Just when you think things can't get more bad.)
I can MAKE the man speak to me, by speaking directly to him; however, I can be 10 foot from the woman and speak to her and she turns around and ignores me!
I'm just sayin!
Hugs
All of those ED commecials on during sports broadcasts lend new meaning to the term "not being up for the game."
I hear you on the rally cap! The Phils need to bench Lidge and move on so we can clinch the division!
Bo the fearless locust hunter... ewwww.
We call our weird neighbors "The Unfriendlies". The wife drives up the street ramrod straight, never looking at anyone and apparently unable to lift her hand to acknowledge a wave. It's been 19 years! The husband isn't as bad but they are both allegedly TEACHERS.
And for those ED commercials...they have figured out how to cure THAT but they can't cure juvenile diabetes or ovarian cancer? I'm just sayin'...
My cats catch those things too!